Tonights the night....

It happened before....and its going to happen again...it HAS to happen

These famous words a spoken by the two best rangas i know:

Micheal C Hall(Better known as dexter)

And Stephen Mcallum

Ofcourse tonight is not the night, but the night is only 4 nights away, and we must prepare.

"But prepare for what " your probaly asking

well...In 5 nights it is a new year, and a full moon.
My good friend steven lives near a bush reserve.

So every full moon he would go int othe bush complety nudde and soak in the moonlight.
One time this year, i got the oppurtunity to join him on this rare occasion.

It didnt go as well as we thought

It started with us next to his house, in our underwear peering though the window to see his mum still watching.

We unlock the gate and take off our underwear we are wearing (its dark so we cant see eachovers dicks)

Steve offers to go first, and with those words i look up to see his marshmellow arse run across the road and into the alleyway.
Its my time to shine now, and i run across the road with all my hairy glory showing.
When i get to the middle of the road though i trip over, scratching my back, arse and perineum(better known as a gooch)

i get up and continue to run to the alleyway, where i find steve swing naked around one of those wierd pole things they put in the footpaths

We run on the dirttracks through the bush until we get the the other side of the bush,where there is a road.

We both lie on the road, until we see a light coming from our left, in which we run back in

All i ncan imagina is that car seeing 2 naked dudes running naked back into a bush...haha

we get to a point in the path where the fence is low, and you can see the house and the house can see us.

The dogs start barking liek they got a shit stuck up there arse, so we bolt the other way

We run down the path in the opposite direction, only to hear footsteps, so we run back.

We get back to the house with the fence only to hear a elderly women say" YOU GET BACK HERE"

it is still unclear is she was talking to us or the dogs.
After that we ran back to steves and int othe backroom, unseen and clothed

it was a successful night, and is going to happen again

So think to yourself new years eve, somewhere out there...there is two guys naked