Good use of a metaphor

This is a Termonoligy commonly used in the world, broken down to a possibilty by Myself and Mr Stephen.

We all know about the "Bases " when it comes to Relationships/Females.

1st-kiss

2nd- grab/grope/dry humping

3rd-B.J/H.J/ Vaginal Touchage

4th- sex

5th-anal or bondage....but thats a completly different story, lets keep up with the basics

So there are 4 bases on the sexual term

A sport that useually has 4 bases is...

BASEBALL!!

Now in Baseball we have the following:
The Pitcher
The Batsman
The Catchers
The Ref

Now we have decifered these and they also mean:
The Pitcher-The girl/guy you are pursuing)
The Batsman-You, the pursuer)
The Catchers-The Ones who are trying to get you out of the game so you dont have a chance to get to a higher base)
The Ref-A good friend who is trying to make sure the catchers dont play dirty

So the objective of the "love game" is top successfully Hit the ball.
Now the Pitcher(Love interest)Pitching the ball means they either Flirt or indicate they would like to be with you.
This is when the batsman has to hit the ball.

Sometimes,when the interest is only flirting and THATS IT...This is call a curve ball
Meaning that it looks like it is happening, but there is no point trying to hit it , Cause you will never hit it.

Some batsman are proffesinal and have hit the ball Many Many times, while some are still hesitant to hit it.

Once the ball is hit and in there air...
THE GAME IS ON!!

At this point the Batsman has to decide what rate he wants to run to the bases.
If he runs too quickly, there is a chance he could trip and lose the chance of even reaching that base.
The entire time the catchers are keeping there eye on the ball, waiting for the best moment to catch to get you out. Luckily this is when your red intervenes to stop any foul play.

The main fashion nowdays is to hit home runs, in one night.
I know a few guys who have hit home runs at parties and gatherings, but never really had time to enjoy the game, they just rushed into it.

Im more of a "slow and steady wins the race" Because in this case'it useally does.
I walk from base to base, sure ive always been caught out before third, but i take time to enjoy the walk from first to second, Smell the roses on the side of the field, And think how lucky i am to even have the privlidge of batting for a good pitcher.