1. Chey, my old manager.
Her first day at our store me and her and in the storeroom sorting through boxes.
i bend over to grab a box when my colon dialted 2 cms and let out a roar.
She quickly looks up like a scared meerkat.
She sniffs in once and looks at me with a look of disgust.
Her:Was that you?!?!?
Me:no.....maybe...yes
Me:no.....maybe...yes
2.Random lady
I was working on my underwear table when a troubled customer asks me:
"excuse me, where do you keep the boys underwear"
I looked directly behind her, exactly where the under is located, which she sees.
She then proceeds to ask me:
"do you sell boys thongs?"
The first thing i wanted to say was" you mean the ones on the feet" but then i proceeded to say" no"
3.Random knicker lady
A crazy bitch walks in with her two ginger sons to get some underwear.
The traditional name for youngs boys underwear is "jocks".
The youngest weasley refused to pick any and she yells" PICK SOME KNICKERS OR DONT GET ANY!!!"
Poor little weasley continued to scream and cry. She then started to countdown so the entire store could hear her"29,28,27,26....ECT".
I expected when she reached zero her heard would inplode and a dragon would escape from her and out of the window.
Poor little weasley...its ok i dont want to wear knickers either.
4.As i Just walked out the toilet jelena then asked me straight away
"Hey scott is yours clean"
i immediatly thought the worse and asked her "My penis?!?!"
She was shocked...then told me she ment my department
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